If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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