In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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