Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
P.S. I can't hear my feet
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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