You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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