But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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