i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
please come you make the beer taste better
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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