Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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