DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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