Midget sex pt 2 tonight
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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