reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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