Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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