ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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