Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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