There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I'm at about main and main street
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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