Your mouth is God's brothel.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
