i just wanna soil my oats bro
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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