is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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