let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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