8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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