so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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