im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
i will never coherently bang her
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
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