there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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