I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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