It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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