i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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