i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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