i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Randomize
