Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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