We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I can't trust your balls anymore.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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