I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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