just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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