oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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