found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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