found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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