Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
