My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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