So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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