I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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