My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
where are my eyebrows?
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