Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
I'm really busy with my period
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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