she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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