I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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