Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
he fucked my hip out of place.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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