I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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