White coat. Heels.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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