When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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