i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
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