I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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