hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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