bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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