We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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